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Decembrie 25, 2006

The New Religion

Filed under: Engleza — krossfire @ 3:56 pm

Since it’s an universal language, I’ve decided to write this article in English. I’ve recently stumbled upon an ancient writing who describes how the world was really created, writing which gave me imense cosmic powers. Now my name shall be ”Enro Shamalong” (which could be translated as ”Bitches come to me”).

I shall give you a glimpse on the true path of the real religion, by reading a part of the first chapter :

‘Then, the penis-bearers met the baby-makers and they fought a war called the Fuckaton, and so humankind was born.”

Sounds cool , huh ? I bet you all want to follow my religion now…


4 comentarii »

  1. shame on u…on xmas day to post something like this =)) yet very funny 🙂

    Comentariu de ioanasima — Decembrie 25, 2006 @ 6:04 pm | Răspunde

  2. Every religion was, is and will be developed by man and man alone. Therefore all its „truths”, beliefs and values hold no real objectiveness. The goal (result) is to enslave the people by suppressing their actual freedom. So 10x but no 10x 😀

    Comentariu de Labilul semidoct — Decembrie 25, 2006 @ 8:18 pm | Răspunde

  3. That’s what ol’ Nietzsche said before I showed him the beauty of the baby-makers 😀

    Comentariu de krossfire — Decembrie 26, 2006 @ 6:07 am | Răspunde

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